In this art called Kissing, there are more of don’ts than dos. You think you’re just being a pro at it but might end up doing something sadly not-so-pro-like. First or hundredth, a kiss should always be perfect. In order not to regret post the Oral Union Session, check if you are making any of these following 11 kissing blunders and obviously, stop making them henceforth, at least.
1. Don’t Go Overboard With The Tease Game
2. Kiss. Don’t Smother
You are all passionate and want your kiss to be really invigorating. Who doesn’t want that, after all? But channelize the vigor into something more pleasurable than causing discomfort and unpleasantness. Don’t be too intense to the extent of strangling each other. This could appear intimidating and makes you look aggressive. If aggressive is not their thing, it could turn them off or outright make them reluctant to continue things with you.
3. Don’t Chew Like It’s Some Gum
The teeth play a pivotal role in everything that has to do with the mouth. Now, that holds true both for eating and kissing. But they are not synonymous, please. Gently nibble and bite, particularly the lower lip – it really gives that sultry touch to the whole affair. Just refrain from chewing and munching. Also, be thoughtful before going over to hard biting and hickeys. Some find it arousing while some find it annoying. It apparently looks like quite a bit of analysis and calculation, but in reality, it is all about finding the cues and taking the lead.
4. Don’t Stretch It For Too Long
5. Don’t Smell Like An Onion
6. Don’t Grope. Venturing Is Fine
Something like that? Your hands going all over the place – it is just erotic. But, there’s a but. Sometimes your partner is not ready for that yet or maybe is too sensitive to the extent of feeling uncomfortable. Also, the Michelin tires and the love handles are something you’d rather not touch because it can make them conscious and spoil the moment for both of you. AND check how comfortable the other one is with your hands creeping into all possible crevices. It might be a little too much for one time and is a big turn-off if the other person feels it creepy, desperate, or just plain inappropriate. Wait till you get there!
7. I Know You’re Wet. Stop The Sailva Overproduction
Wetness is nice. Not strings of saliva hanging from each other’s faces after you are done kissing. The faint smell of the saliva is quite arousing but unless you want to keep it messy and really dirty don’t overdo things with the saliva. This is also one of the reasons why you should take brief breaks and gulp down the excess saliva in your mouth. There’s an additional bonus to this; you could get all oomphy and noisy with the sensual gasping and gulping. It makes it impetuous for the game to go on in full swing!
8. Don’t Wander. Be In The Moment
Nothing is more off-putting than a distracted partner. I mean, at least while kissing. If you could actually think of your pending bills when you are about to kiss someone, you’d rather not kiss. Isn’t it nice to just absorb yourself with the kissing first? Worse still, thinking of someone else while kissing. All this is not serving the purpose anyway. Get back home and kiss your pillow, instead!
9. Don’t Make It Too Much Of Doggy Style. Put That Tongue In
You know, generally speaking, dogs are amazing. Doggy style? Even more amazing. But kissing like that? Put that tongue in for god’s sake. Play with the tongue a bit. It accentuates the feel of the kiss but don’t stick that out and ruin an otherwise perfect kiss. Slide it all over your partner’s tongue and go wild but just remember to be subtle. I know, I sound contradictory but that’s the beauty. Somewhere between wild and subtle!
10. Don’t Be Monotonous
You could and I think should, after a while, go beyond smooching. For the variety of things you could do while kissing, the sky’s the limit. Keep bringing in variations. You could slow down and increase the pace when least expected. Surprises, in this case, drive people crazy. Go over to the jaw, the neck, the ears, and to the nape. Also, look for receptivity and kiss longer in places where you find the maximum reaction.
11. Don’t Keep Them Chapped
I mean, you are kissing and not rubbing your partner’s lips with sandpaper. There’s a difference, you see. Make sure you are neat, smell good, and feel smooth before you jump into the endeavor. Also, when you take care of these little things, it makes the other person feel wanted. Hey, don’t postpone your lip care regimen thinking there’s no one other than you who would lick ‘em anyway. You just never know. Isn’t that a nice reason to put some yummy chapstick on?
Disclaimer: All the above don’ts don’t apply if getting nasty and kinky is what you are looking for! Go ahead and explore all the dingy lanes – rules don’t apply there!
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